1. Alan Carr You read my mind love RT @SEFTALISU: @AlanCarr lucozade and a fried egg sandwich x
    2012-02-22 11:50:04 on Twitter
  2. Alan Carr Dancing to blur with Florence and The Machine #thisdoesnthappeneveryday
    2012-02-22 00:25:30 on Twitter
  3. Alan Carr At least my riders turned up http://t.co/6mEqlGDs
    2012-02-21 21:30:29 on Twitter
  4. Alan Carr At the Brits - v excited!!!
    2012-02-21 20:40:28 on Twitter
  5. Alan Carr Are the shoulderpads too much? RT @clbleakley: http://t.co/GrGzAFzK
    2012-02-20 17:30:26 on Twitter
  6. Alan Carr On Radio 2 in 10 minutes - let us know what you're up to, tune requests, shout outs etc dare ya!!!
    2012-02-18 19:50:19 on Twitter
  7. Alan Carr Loved Nicki Minaj's performance at the grammys although abit pissed off she dubbed me saying 'Roman Holiday' over her song
    2012-02-15 20:40:22 on Twitter
  8. Alan Carr Off to the LAFTAs - I'm up for Best Stand-up - will keep you posted my little bastards x (ooh that rhymes)
    2012-02-08 14:25:19 on Twitter
  9. Alan Carr It freaks me out - i can't relax. The train to Portsmouth does that. I heard a shunt and the woman in the next carriage disappeared - waving
    2012-02-08 02:05:18 on Twitter
  10. Alan Carr By the way im not dissing Hull - i love Hull in fact I have sponsored a public toilet at the Truck Stop Theatre - fascinating i know
    2012-02-08 02:05:18 on Twitter
  11. Alan Carr Does anyone else get scared when they're on 1 of those trains that split? The last 3 carriages are going to snap off and go to hull WTF?
    2012-02-08 02:00:17 on Twitter
  12. Alan Carr RT @therealgokwan: So finally the day has come! Gok's Teens: The Naked Truth starts tonight at 8pm on Channel 4! Enjoy! PLEASE RT! X
    2012-02-07 20:10:16 on Twitter
  13. Alan Carr How cute is this snowman http://t.co/WUrBVGns
    2012-02-05 15:10:06 on Twitter
  14. Alan Carr Just been told by the vet that calling your dog Beverley is ' not acceptable' - charming!
    2012-02-05 15:00:06 on Twitter
  15. Alan Carr Not only is my jumper lovely and warm it's also a subliminal advertising campaign for foxy bingo
    2012-02-03 16:20:03 on Twitter
  16. Alan Carr Look at these two hotties me and @daveberry_tweet http://t.co/PXPw4pVJ
    2012-02-03 15:45:03 on Twitter
  17. Alan Carr Just realised i have the same voice as Lydia's mum on TOWIE!! Ahh!
    2012-02-02 00:10:28 on Twitter
  18. Alan Carr Freezing!!! I've taken the dogs for a walk and got corned beef knuckles!!! Aaahhhhhh!!
    2012-02-01 23:45:28 on Twitter
  19. Alan Carr There's no sugar in it - get back down to the kitchen woman #ungratefullittleshit
    2012-01-31 10:05:22 on Twitter
  20. Alan Carr Let's all give my mum a round of applause - Shes brought me up a cup of tea in bed #spoilt
    2012-01-31 10:05:21 on Twitter
  21. Alan Carr I think this photo might have been touched up ha ha RT @blooblood_: Me and my bebe @AlanCarr xo http://t.co/ttr57b2T
    2012-01-26 13:10:20 on Twitter
  22. Alan Carr And THANK YOU for taking the time to vote!!!!!!!!!!!! Xx
    2012-01-26 00:25:17 on Twitter
  23. Alan Carr @Schofe if you win do you want me to collect the award on your behalf? I'm 1.6 miles away
    2012-01-25 20:35:16 on Twitter
  24. Alan Carr Watcha love, @Nate__James when's your new album out? Xx
    2012-01-25 20:00:18 on Twitter
  25. Alan Carr Right, off to the NTA's - wish me luck!!
    2012-01-25 18:50:16 on Twitter
  26. Alan Carr Interviewed @cherlloyd for @moremagazine - really fun and frank http://t.co/fwaJKqlb
    2012-01-25 13:05:14 on Twitter