1. Jonathan Ross Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! Just stubbed my toe. Sorry.
  2. Jonathan Ross Today I watched Mean Girls and Sex and theCity 2 again. I am going to blame it on the snow, but dang I love those films!!
  3. Jonathan Ross Am just coming to end of Mean Girls for the umpteenth time. Amazing film. Tina Fey is incredible writer!
  4. Jonathan Ross So score is Hardy 1, Ross 0, Internet news story complete fail. Show goes out next Saturday so you can see for yourselves. He got me good!
  5. Jonathan Ross ....not true. I showed old clip of him and he acted p*ssed off to turn the tables on me. He is good actor so very convincing.
  6. Jonathan Ross Oh btw. There is story online that Tom Hardy threw a wobbly on the show we recorded this week....
  7. Jonathan Ross Re:inception. When Rupert Murdoch dies and James opens the safe, will there be a windmill hidden there or a copy of the Leveson Enquiry?
  8. Jonathan Ross Hello. Just took the dogs for a walk. Or maybe it's the other way around. Now we are all watching Inception. Not sure they understand it.
  9. Jonathan Ross Good morning. My wife can't find her blue leggings anywhere. I am too lazy to help. If you have seen them please get in touch.
  10. Jonathan Ross RT @THEBRYANHITCH: As @wossy can attest. We are working our arses off on Americas Got Powers. Some of this stuff is just insane! -Yes I can
  11. Jonathan Ross If you want to impress David Beckham with your underpants please send to online@hotsaucetv.co.uk
  12. Jonathan Ross The reason is I want men to send photos of how they look in their pants so David Beckham can see what the rest of us have to offer.
  13. Jonathan Ross I am trying to upload a photo of David Beckham in his underpants but twitter is not playing nice....
  14. Jonathan Ross Just watching American Horror Story. Pretty awesome.
  15. Jonathan Ross There is a large, camp man in a shiny suit on Come Dine With Me. My daughter just asked me when I filmed it....
  16. Jonathan Ross If I had to choose, I would say it is all about LMFAO right now.
  17. Jonathan Ross I just cooked a DELICIOUS meal for my wife and daughter. Microwaving IS cooking, right?
  18. Jonathan Ross Now THIS is what we need on Saturday night tv...http://t.co/O8DK30LO
  19. Jonathan Ross I gotta go. Good night Twitter.
  20. Jonathan Ross In other news, Kermit and Miss Piggy are on the show tonight and I manage not to make any jokes about transgender people. Phew.
  21. Jonathan Ross Good morning. I am heading off to do Danny Bakers show on 5 Live. Here are my star guests on ITV tonight... http://t.co/HcidUD7I
  22. Jonathan Ross I'm making a new panel show called Trending Topics (someone has to) Free tickets to our dry-runs in London, click here: http://t.co/tws0cFyC
  23. Jonathan Ross I think I am going on Big Brothers Little Mouth tomorrow night. Or whatever it is called.
  24. Jonathan Ross It is after twleve. Tme to feign sleep. Goodnight.