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Why doesnt Bob Marley write some new songs already?!
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The last 3 SNLs have been friggin hysterical. "What's Up With That!?"
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If you haven't been to my website @SoulPancake in a while, you should definitely check out the new & improved version: http://t.co/uKBU9YIV
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Amazing video made from 12k pieces of construction paper! Gorgeous song from @JoshRitter http://t.co/c9vlQOmA
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The Republican vegetarian facebook page is up to 18 followers!
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Apparently my poorly conceived date-rape tweet upset a lot of folks. Not a good topic to joke about. Sorry & won't do that again.
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If I were ever date raped I would want it to be to "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.
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The best review of "The Rocker" I ever got. MUST READ. http://t.co/vSAsfGkZ
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"Only connect." -EM Forster & Facebook
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I wonder if there are any sales tomorrow?
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When asked whether he was a god or a man, the Buddha replied, "I am awake".
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You go first...
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Just watched Star Trek: Wrath of Khan & the HBO Bobby Fischer doc. #Nerd
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I would if he wasn't a Laker RT @mindykaling "@rainnwilson omg you need to cast @paugasol as a schrute"
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RT @rainnwilson: @mindykaling I would if he wasn't a Laker.
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At the Clips game watching @BlakeGriffin, the human pogo stick.
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Apparently Freida Kahlo was a terrible party guest, always talking about Diego Rivera's weight & issues of having a uni-brow.
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Say what you like about the Taliban, their hummus is out of this world!
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When I climax I shout out: "Hail Lord Voldemort!"
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Follow the hysterical @PaulBartholomew and his new web series: http://t.co/kabV07AI. Thanks, Rainn #FF
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I've got mad hops.
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Will you follow Sean Penn's incredible charity/relief org in Haiti? @JPHRO They save & change lives.
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Life on the set of the Office http://t.co/KKKW4ZMI Hollywood is so glamorous!
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What do you guys think?
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I assure you he's not RT @kbruce24 as long as he isn't the character from your peeing movie it's okay. #nogoldenshowers
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Tonight, when you are asleep, there may or may not be a dark man in a hat standing at the foot of your bed.
Christian Kane
Aldis Hodge
Timothy Hutton
Jordan Hinson
Jimmy Carr
Alan Carr
Phillip Schofield
Andy Murray
Graham Linehan
Tim Minchin